guesswhofoundyourblogand:

im-a-walking-paradox:

when the nudes exceed your expectations

stop this

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  • Me: Welcome to subway. What can I get you?
  • Everysinglecustomer: Whatever you're out of.
  • Lolololol

subway-problems:

*puts all the fucking veggies and sauces on a sub*

"oh, i want that toasted too."

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Submitted by au-c0ntraire <3

Bahahha yes YES YES YES YES YES Y

I would like a double chicken chopped salad

subway-problems:

subway-life:

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I left for a while to work a different job and came back to us doing those. Literally didn’t do it when people asked, or I only chopped a few of the veggies, but put the rest on top and didn’t cut the meat up, either. HARDEST THING EVER. The dude who came up with that idea needs to be punched in the throat.

home-of-hip-hop:

I got money on sonny to score a try tomorrow night lol 

home-of-hip-hop:

I got money on sonny to score a try tomorrow night lol 

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meaganberry:

fencehopping:

Bull terrier puppy vs. crab

PLEASE

meaganberry:

fencehopping:

Bull terrier puppy vs. crab

PLEASE

stop:

Sure

stop:

Sure

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